NO WAI.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

*stops dancing crazily*

"Nothing."

"Really? Cause it looked kind of like you were dancing like a squirrel on drugs."

"No, seriously. I'm good. I was just, um, jiving."

"Jiving? Who uses that word any more?"

"Uhm, I do?"

"Okay. Bye now, Rebeccah."

The above was a highly embarrassing conversation with the dude I've had an absolutely horrible crush on for 6 years.

Way to go, Rebeccah. Really.

Well this just effing stinks. 


I got banned for three days for saying 'what the foo'.


Lovely, lovely.

Selling Greenery...

So, I'm in a ballet company (http://southbayballet.org/), and I have to sell greenery. I have to sell at least $175 dollars worth, which means I have to go around talking to people I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Which, if you knew me, you'd already know I'm not very good at. *starts daydreaming*

*knocks on door*

"Hi, would you like to––"

"NO."

"What about–"

"NO."

"What if I––"

"NO!!!" *slam*

*shudder*

So I'm not very excited. I'd much rather email everyone than walk around and get the door slammed in my face multiple times.


*nervous giggle*

UR, bye.

Bleh.

Mom and Dad are fighting today...you all know how it is. By the way, I'm homeschooled, for all of you who didn't know...and yeah. *sobs*


How is everyone else?


GOSHDARNIT, I NEED SOME COMMENTS! I feel like I'm alone in the universe.  Maaaybe that's not such a bad thing, though! 8D

Is it just me?

So, I'm all weird about this one thing. I'm sure it's just me.  If I don't get to bed by a certain time, I can't go to sleep. Is it just me? And for your viewing enjoyment, an icanhazcheezburger picture. ;D

Garbanzo Bean Cookies. *barf*

So, I'm new to this whole 'blogging' thing.  Dur hur hur, OBVIOUSLY. I made this because I'm bored and sick. Emphasis on the 'bored'. My mom made chocolate chip cookies this morning, and you MAY find that a good thing, until you hear what's in them.

The usual,

Milk
Flour
Eggs
Sugar, etc!
And...garbanzo beans. I kid you not. GARBANZO BEANS. UFRBWJHRI34YTRG4TTEW.  But she made me try them anyway. I shoved one in my mouth, of course, thinking, "EW *barf*," You may be surprised to hear that it was good. So, I finally found out where my mom got this extremely weird idea. That would be from Missy Chase Lapine. (http://thesneakychef.com/). She sneaks healthy stuff into junk food (cookies, cake, brownies, pizza). And the surprising thing is, once again, they don't taste half bad! So, with this weirdness, I bid you au deu.